my girlfriend says my blog posts make me seem sad.
well motherfucker i am not sad!
not one bit!
tonight i ate mint chip ice cream in bed! and it was delicious! i may even have more!
except that then i would have to walk to the kitchen and get it, and i am getting tired, like a pussy, or a little bitch, or, well, somehow coward and yellow are synonymous with having a vagina or a cooter and also maybe asians too. luckily for everyone, my girlfriend will go do it for me. right now. because she loves me! she said i have to tell you, the internet, that she is only doing it because she loves me. i made dinner tonight and did all the dishes in her apartment, so i mean, i do things sometimes too. but i am being gotten and served ice cream right now. delicious mint chip ice cream!
also sleepingfish 8 is out and it looks great!
see how great it is???
all this can be yours for twelve dollars!
IN MY BELLY.